Labrador Owner T-Shirt — Assistant Snack Investigator

My human got this shirt. I was already in the room before they finished opening it. I sensed the package. I have a gift.

Being a Labrador parent means accepting that you will never eat alone again. Never cook without supervision. Never open the fridge without triggering a full emergency response from the on-duty investigator currently stationed in the living room.

They're not begging. They're monitoring. There's a difference. They've explained this to you multiple times.

Assistant Snack Investigator — because your Lab has been filing detailed reports on your eating habits since day one and the findings are frankly alarming.

👕 Soft unisex fit — Bella + Canvas 3001
🐾 Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
✨ Printed on demand — made just for you
🎁 Perfect gift for Lab moms, Lab dads, and anyone whose dog has developed an almost supernatural ability to detect a cheese wrapper from an entirely different floor of the house

Available in White and Dark Brown — because Lab parents know that nothing stays clean for long anyway. Might as well look good in the meantime.

Ships in 5–8 business days to the US. Made to order, just for you. Questions? Email us at hello@whosagoodstore.com — we're here. 🐾