Labrador Owner T-Shirt — Assistant Snack Investigator

My human got this shirt. I was already in the room before they finished opening it. 
I sensed the package. I have a gift.

Being a Labrador parent means accepting that you will never eat alone again. Never cook without supervision. Never open the fridge without triggering a full emergency response from the on-duty investigator currently stationed in the living room.

They're not begging. They're monitoring. 
There's a difference. They've explained this to you multiple times.

Assistant Snack Investigator — because your Lab has been filing detailed reports on your eating habits since day one and the findings are frankly alarming.

👕 Soft unisex fit — Bella + Canvas 3001
🐾 Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
✨ Printed on demand — made just for you
🎁 Perfect gift for Lab moms, Lab dads, and anyone whose dog has developed an almost  supernatural ability to detect a cheese wrapper from an entirely different floor of the house

Available in White and Dark Brown — because Lab parents know that nothing stays clean for long anyway. Might as well look good in the meantime.